So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sex
It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.
You must not reduce yourself to a puddle just because the person you like is afraid to swim and you are a fierce sea to them; because there will be someone who was born with love of the waves within their blood, and they will look at you with fear and respect.
T.B. LaBerge, Things I’m Still Learning at 25 (via yourlifeisyourmessage)